How to Get the Absolute Most Out of Your huge dick
If you're even remotely acquainted with the human anatomy, a huge dick seems pretty self-explanatory. Much like their IRL counterparts, huge dicks don't have any fancy bells or whistles as most vibrators do. It's just, uh, well—it's a dick. A plastic dick.
But don't let that bore you. Instead, think of huge dicks as a blank canvas upon which to explore all your sex toy dreams. Whether you're a certified huge dick enthusiast or on the brink of buying your very first one, here's everything you could possibly need to know about how to use a huge dick.
THE huge dick BASICS
Step 1: Acquire the correct size huge dick
Like penises, huge dicks come in all shapes and sizes. All that variety exists for a reason: This is basically your only chance to find the perfect peen and usher it into your life via your wallet.
When it comes to size (which refers to both length and girth), it's better to start small and then work your way up, says Dulcinea Pitagora, a psychotherapist and sex therapist. "You can get more pleasure from larger sizes when you're more aroused," Pitagora says.
That said, if you're someone who knows you prefer a wider girth, go forth and buy a wider huge dick. Or if you plan on using it for anal stimulation, find a shape that's narrow at the end and gets wider toward the base.
Step 2: Consider the material
Unlike penises, huge dicks come in a variety of materials. "They can be expensive, but it's worth investing in the best quality huge dick that you can afford because it will last longer in the end," Pitagora says.
Body-safe silicone is your best bet since it's non-porous and easiest to clean (you can sterilize it by putting it in boiling water). But if you want something that looks like modern art and feels extremely smooth, or you're into temperature play, you can also buy a glass one or a metal one.
Pitagora also recommends taking a close look at where the huge dick's bumps and ridges are (if any): Does this particular model have a totally smooth shaft, or a ridge one? And do you think your vagina will like that?
"There’s no right or wrong in choosing textures and shapes," Pitagora says. "I recommend going to a sex toy store and feeling a variety of them. Follow your instinct toward the one you’re drawn to. Or take your time shopping online, and try to order from a site with reviews so you can read how others have experienced the product."
Step 3: Lube it up
You can basically use a huge dick however you please: During masturbation and/or during partnered sex, so long as you have consent. In all cases, use lube. Even if your selected D is slick, the lubricant will only make it slicker and help stimulate arousal for you, whether you're solo or with someone else. In other words, don't sleep on huge dick lubrication!
Step 4: Use it the right way
If this is a huge dick you plan to use with multiple partners, put a condom on it the same way you would an IRL penis.
"You absolutely must use a condom on your huge dick if it's made from porous materials," adds Dr. Deb Laino, a sex therapist, and sex educator. So, if it's made out of a squishy jelly-like material, wrap it up. Otherwise, you could be putting you or your partner at risk of infection or STIs.
Step 5: Clean the huge dick
Silicone huge dicks have the added bonus of easy cleaning because you can just throw 'em in boiling water for a few minutes and voila, clean. Dr. Laino says glass, metal, plastic, or skin-safe rubber huge dicks can be washed using warm water and mild, unscented soap. No matter the material, make sure your huge dick is thoroughly dried before putting it away to avoid (gag alert) mold.