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You Can Now Buy An Aqua man Dildo... Obviously

You Can Now Buy An Aqua man Dildo... Obviously

From The Shape of Water fish-man dildo to the Star Wars-themed vibrators, it seems like every film release these days is followed by the launch of its very own brand of sex toy.

And what with the world losing their shit over the relentless sex appeal of Jason Momoa as Aquaman, it's no surprise you can now buy a dildo that echoes the features of the Justice League superhero.

No, it won't look at you with brooding intensity - but it is scaly and colorful, just like the Justice League superhero.

Australian company Geeky Sex Toys have released what they call the AquaMoan - a silicone dildo that would make fish-boy proud.

If you'd like to ensure you or your significant other have a very orgasm indeed, you can get your hands on one of these for the very reasonable price.

But you'll have to get in there quick, as there are only 500 in existence and, according to the website, they're selling out quick.

Per the description: "This is by far our favorite toy yet! AquaMoan will exceed your wildest expectations with its high-quality platinum silicone, scaly texture, and the perfect curves! Equip with a strong suction cup this toy is ready for some underwater action.

"Let the King of the Seven Seas swim into the deepest darkest depths of your downstairs today!

"Only 500 of these will ever exist! Each AquaMoan toy comes with a unique certificate showing which number dildo you have purchased. Get in quick so you don't miss out!!!"

Those three exclamation marks were without a doubt necessary - the urgency is real.

 

So if you'd like to let the King of the Seven Seas swim into the deepest darkest depths of your downstairs like the ad says, put your order in today.

Or if you're in the mood for a different type of superhero sex toy and need something to satisfy that excitement while you wait for Endgame to arrive, why not purchase one from Geeky Sex Toys' Avengers-themed range?


There's the Möan-lnir, the Arse Reactor, Captain Anal, the Incredible Dong and, last but by no means least, the Infinity Fist.

Hardly subtle and definitely NSFW, you've still got to hand it to the company for its continued efforts to eroticize pop culture.

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