How To Make A Pocket Pussy: 5 Homemade Masturbators (illustrated!)

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Some sex toys for men, like this or this one, are quickly gaining a reputation for their quality and sheer pleasure, but although male masturbation products offer an excellent opportunity for sexual liberation, the embarrassment of them buying can prevent men from improving their sex lives.

If there is a risk of improper discovery of masturbators, or that buying such a thing is not something a man wants to do, then another option is to build a homemade pocket cat.

What is a pocket cat?

A pocket cat is an artificial vagina or other replica hole that men can use to masturbate. Pocket pussies are also called artificial pussies, DIY pussies or portable vaginas. Although the names vary, the product is essentially the same item and it generally looks like this.

What are pocket cats for?

While pocket pussies can be used just for fun, there are other aspects that make them useful. For example, men who want to develop their sexual stamina can use a pocket pussy to raise their ejaculation threshold before orgasm, and those who suffer from premature ejaculation can use artificial vaginas for help it last longer.

Single men can also find good pocket cat company if they are partnerless, and couples can use pocket cats together for more variety. They are also excellent substitutes in a relationship where penetrative sex is not possible. Examples of this include during menopause, religious preferences, pregnancy, when no contraceptives are available, or periods of menstruation.

Lubrication is essential

When using a pocket cat, the lubricant is essential. No artificial vagina will produce natural lubrication. It is possible to damage the penis without sufficient lubrication, so choose a good lubricant when playing with an artificial vagina to avoid any trip to the emergency room. A torn foreskin will bleed and panic the victim to extreme lengths.

5 homemade pocket pussies

The following five homemade pocket pussies are simple inventions using readily available household items. They range from the simplest rapid construction to the most complicated and longest.

Simply follow the easy steps below for a custom cat, incorporating the optional steps if desired.

Method 1. Pussy Towel

That works: Total beginners and those who don’t have a lot of time or resources around the house.

You will need: a towel, a latex glove, elastic bands or belts.

1. Fold a (small) towel by hand into quarters.

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2. Place the latex glove on the towel, the cuff hanging on one side.

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3. Roll the towel around the glove. This will take practice, as a towel that is too tight will cause difficult and frustrating penetration. Conversely, if the towel is too loose, there is no friction. Try rolling it around several times to find a good fit.

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4. When the desired seal is achieved, secure the towel with rubber bands or a belt to prevent it from unwinding.

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5. Peel off the back of the glove so that it covers the edge of the towel.

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6. Place additional belts or elastic bands along the towel to create tension.

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If you have trouble visualizing the towel pussy, watch this video.

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Method 2. Cucumber pussy

That works: Beginners and those looking for an easy way to build a pocket cat. It may also be suitable for strain researchers and those who like a feeling of freshness around the penis.

You will need: cucumber at room temperature, sharp knife, duct tape, rubber bands.

Optional: condom

1. Cut off one end of the cucumber.

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2. Cut the cucumber in half lengthwise.

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3. Open the cucumber and remove the seeds from both sides. Once the seeds are removed, remove small amounts of cucumber flesh until the two sides fit the penis perfectly.

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4. Once the preferred seal is found, secure it with rubber bands to maintain the desired tension.

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5. Wrap the cucumber with electrical tape or duct tape. At this point, the user can adjust to all sealing preferences.

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6. If you prefer, a condom can be placed inside the cucumber. To do this, insert the condom before covering the halves with adhesive tape.

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7. Stretch the edge of the condom over the edges of the cucumber and fold it over.

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8. Even if the cucumber gets wet, the lubricant is important because it won’t stay wet for long.

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Here are some pictures to help you make the cucumber pocket cat.

Lazy man emergency link.

Method 3. Ms. Pringles / Mr. Pepsi

That works: Texture lovers because the lining can be easily changed.

You will need: a large bottle of soda or an empty tube of Pringles, two household kitchen sponges, duct tape or tape, a latex glove, a sharp knife.

Optional: bubble wrap, rice, sandwich bags.

1. Remove the lid from the Pringles tube or cut the bottom of a soda bottle. If you are using a soda bottle, place several layers of adhesive tape on the sharp plastic edge to avoid cutting.

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<p>2. Prepare a glove sandwich with the sponges. Lay a sponge down, place the glove on top, then place the remaining sponge on top.</p>
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3. Pull the back of the glove so that it hangs over the edge of the sponge.

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4. Push the glove sandwich inside the Pringles soda tube / bottle so that it is level with the opening. There should be no space and the sponges should compress. If not, find another container or line the existing container with paper towels.

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5. Separate the back of the glove and slide it over the edge of the container, so that the edge is completely hidden.

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6. Secure it firmly in place.

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7. If a Pringles tube was used, drill a small hole in the base to prevent any buildup of suction.

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Optional. For texture, place bubble wrap squares on the sponges before pushing them into the container. You can also use plastic sandwich bags filled with rice.

If you’re having trouble visualizing the pocket cat, try watching this video for inspiration.

Lazy man emergency link.

Method 4. Happy Birthday Pussy

That works: Someone who wants easy access to evidence and who likes something bigger to keep.

You will need: four balloons, a latex glove, a container larger than a Pringles tube that can accommodate four partially inflated balloons, such as an indoor bathroom trash bucket, duct tape.

1. Place the balloons inside the container with the inflation holes hanging outside.

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2. Blow some air into the balloons.

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3. Place a latex glove in the middle of the balloons, fingers pointing inward and the cuff sticking out from the top.

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4. Inflate the balloons to the desired seal and tie the ends to prevent air from escaping.

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5. Glue the ends of the balloon attached to the outside of the container.

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6. Cut the ribbed cuff of the latex glove, as this allows it to stretch.

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7. Stretch the cuff of the glove, pull it over the balloon fasteners and lower the edge of the container so that the opening is smooth.

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8. Ribbon in place.

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Here are some images to help you visualize the process.

Lazy man emergency link.

Method 5: Silicone pussy

That works: Those who do not want to wait for their pleasure and those who are looking for a multi-purpose pocket cat.

You will need: a candle larger than a penis, a sharp knife, a silicone sealer.

1. Measure the width and length of the penis against the candle.

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2. Draw markers in the candle about 25% smaller than the penis being measured.

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3. Cut both sides of the candle lengthwise to 25%.

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4. Cut the remaining two sides to create a solid rectangular shape.

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5. Smooth the sides down so that the candle looks like a carrot, but keep its circumference 25% smaller.

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6. Cover the candle with silicone sealant, about half an inch thick.

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7. Leave to act for several weeks until the silicone is completely dry.

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8. Remove the candle and throw it away, or if the size is successful, keep it for other silicone pussies.

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<p>9. The remaining mold is the pocket cat. It may take several attempts to get it right, but it is worth it because it can be reused.</p>
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Optional: Cut notches in the candle to add texture to the mold.

Lazy man emergency link.

Tips on how to make a pocket cat work for you

Hands-free options

By their nature, pocket cats are small and compact. This makes them perfect for traveling and storing discreetly, but it is not satisfactory if the user is looking for something to grab.

It is possible to incorporate a pocket cat into a homemade hands-free device by placing it in the body of a stack of towels. It is also possible to put the pocket cat in a rolled comforter secured with a belt. This gives the user the option of lying on top or standing.

Other options include the space between the sofa cushions or the stair rails. Once the user searches for a hands-free option, they become numerous.

Temperature setting

Unless the user likes a feeling of cold on the penis, it is advisable to add heat to the pocket pussy for a more realistic feeling.

This can be done in several ways.

1. Soak the towels in hot water or, if possible, immerse the whole object in a hot bath.

2. Leave it in the sun, on the hot water tank or on a radiator.

3. Use a heating lubricant.

4. Cooking a pocket cat in the microwave is an option, but it should be done with caution. Make sure that there are no metal parts and that the inside of the pussy does not roast hot afterwards.

Safety tips

As with all DIY projects, building a pocket cat has its dangers. Beware of:

1. Sharp edges. Make sure that all sharp edges are carefully covered with adhesive tape or wrapped in a soft contact body. Paper, cards, and plastic can produce unpleasant cuts, as can the rough edges of silicone. Never use glass to make a pocket cat for obvious reasons.

2. Empty. Physics shows that friction creates a vacuum. This can lead to a situation where the penis gets stuck in a masturbator. This is why intact bottles should never be used as an aid to masturbation. Make sure that all pocket pussies built at home have vacuum release holes. Soda bottles and Pringle tubes should always have a small hole in the bottom. A certain vacuum is desirable because it reproduces the feeling of a real vagina, but too much vacuum will be uncomfortable and, at worst, painful.

3. Friction. Rubbing can cause unpleasant burns, and it’s easy to get carried away in the moment. Friction burns can originate from any non-slip surface, such as the towels, balloons and silicone options listed above. Always use lubricant to avoid friction and be sensitive to the contact surface. Condoms and latex gloves are the best contact surface options, but buy good quality ones, especially latex gloves because cheap versions tear easily.

Benefits of a homemade pocket cat

Homemade pocket pussies are the favorite masturbation aid of some men as they are custom designed to fit the shape of the user. Any crease, curvature or size problem can be resolved. Sealing issues are also taken care of with a custom pocket cat. Portable store-bought vaginas are great, but sometimes the homemade method works best, especially if the user likes to add textures and temperatures to the experience that exceed what the market has to offer.

Homemade pocket pussies are a good choice for those with curious children or a partner who disapproves of sex toys, as they are easily made without special resources. They can also be quickly disassembled or simply discarded after use. The problem with a fleshlight or similar masturbator is that they are obviously sex toys. If there is no discreet place for such possessions, then a house option is the only way to go.

Do-It-Yourself Portable Pussies are ingenious and easy to make, but if the tailoring, adjustment and latex gloves are not to your liking, then a good halfway option is the Fleshlight, create your own kit. This allows the user to create a masturbator at will, but eliminates the need for Pringle balloons and tubes.