We decided to put sex toys in the house.
1. False vagina dish towel holder
Keeping these tea towels close by, but away from them can be a tricky proposition. Fortunately, we have found an elegant and tasteful solution with a tight handle to adapt perfectly to your kitchen.
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2. Suction cup dildo roll holder
Are you looking for an elegant way to add “je ne sais quoi” to your bathroom without spending a fortune? Optional Hello Kitty toilet paper…
3. Mixture of rings with plugs and penis rings
Your son may be begging for the latest video game console, but remind him that imagination is important, because sometimes the simplest games are also the most enjoyable.
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4. Door Stop Dildo
Say “No” to unsightly scratches, scuffs and scratches with this discreet door stop.
5. Strapon unicorn mask
Why not opt for a chic and tasteful costume this Halloween. You may notice that although it is certainly underestimated, it subtly mocks Austrian macroeconomic theory.
6. Juice extractor
A perfect way to start your day is with freshly squeezed organic orange juice. Make sure you clean your butt plug properly before tightening it, otherwise you will taste some OJ shit
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7. Fashion mannequin for sex doll
You don’t know what to wear tomorrow? Why not use a fashion dummy to figure out which pieces work best together.
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8. A hook for ugly coat
While you can learn how to give a good blowjob on the Bad Girls Bible, we are probably not the best people to talk to about installing a new coat hook.
9. Penis Extender Chair Leg Protectors
Protect your floor from scratches and scuffs by using these colorful chair foot protectors.
10. Fake Vagina Pen Holder
Always have a pen ready to write down your deepest ideas.
11. Wrist restraint curtain tieback
Lack of lighting can dampen the mood of most rooms. So use a good curtain tieback that will keep any curtain away from the window, no matter how hard it struggles, struggles and tries to escape …
12. Fake vagina cigarette filter
While we are anti-smoking at the Bad Girls Bible, some people enjoy a cigarette after sex.
13. Anal pearl necklace
If you have a limited budget and don’t want to spend more money on jewelry, then it’s time to improvise…
14. Giant dildo bookends
“A cluttered house is a cluttered mind” is such an important phrase. So be sure to use a large and heavy bookend to keep your books firmly and firmly in place.
15. Nipple clip eyeglasses necklace
Raise your hand if you ever have trouble finding your glasses! It happens to the best of us, but it no longer needs to happen with an adjustable eyeglass collar
16. Pocket Pussy Beer Koozie / Stubby Holder
Nothing beats a cold, refreshing drink on a hot summer day. Stay cool with this simple tip
17. Sport grips with penis sleeves
A firm grip on your tennis racket or golf club provides excellent ball control. The same can be said when you swing for this shuttle rooster.
18. Refrigerator handles for suction cup
It’s frustrating when the handle on your refrigerator breaks. Even worse when the second breaks too! Fortunately, there is an elegant solution for opening and closing your refrigerator.
19. Butt Plug Wine Stopper
You will never have to worry about the deterioration of your wine again with this playful wine stopper.
20. Fake vagina headrest
Sitting for long periods of time without good neck and head support is silly if you care about your health. Fortunately, this headrest gives your head and neck the impression of being trapped between a little corner of paradise.
21. Double Ball Gag Ear Defenders
Working in noisy and noisy environments can damage your hearing in the long run. Stay safe and keep quiet with these opulent ear protectors.
22. Photo holder for nipple clamps
Hang your memories on the wall to remind you of times gone by.
23. Butt Plug Sink Plug
The sink plugs always seem to disappear without a trace. You now have a backup plan.
24. Cable organizer for Knuckle Duster dildo
No matter what you do, your headphone cables will get tangled with the rest of your computer cables … unless you take aggressive action with a cable organizer.
25. Giant dildo lamp base
After choosing a lamp style that you find attractive, be sure to check that it has a solid base.
26. Penis extender umbrella handle
The last thing you want to drop in the event of a downpour is your umbrella. Good grip is essential if you don’t want to get your hair wet.
27. Lube Launcher shot glasses
Here’s a fun new way to lubricate yourself socially.
28. Rubber letter holder
Organizing your mail has become a little easier with this powerful mail holder.
29. Penis pump piston
While the rest of these ideas are fun, this penis pump is incredibly useful if you have a blocked sink or drain. It sucks everything. By the way, I’m totally serious!
30. Rubber jewelry model
Get inspired by jewelry and find out what works best for you.
31. Car customizations with penis sleeves
All you fans will love the latest accessories to make your car look ridiculous.
32. Penis of water pistol
Why not soak your friend and let him run with your efforts using this discreet water gun?